Zonk’s the only dog I know

Who can sleep on an upright broom

I’m rather pleased and nearly sneezed

Zoey and Sandy like puddling around too

We have some wicked fun

I think it’s the grass which makes me mellow.

I like to start a month with a nice bone

Can you spot Wwoolf?

Zonk couldn’t!

I spend an hour or so a week guarding the door

It’s my job

I’m a Wwoolf and I do like fun!

Zonk has a gold car these days

But he’s still the same old Zonk

You never know what you’ll find

if you keep your nostrils open

Rely on a fly to annoy a Wwoolf

Today I proved UFOs are real.

It’s complicated so I put the story

on another page

Zonk visits a lot, so now he has a new bucket